assistantt0theregionalmanager:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
(со страницы blameitonthelarry)
when playing mass effect you don’t say “wow this is such a heart warming game such wholesome fun” you say “WHAT NO FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME NO NO NO FUCK” and i think that’s really beautiful
(со страницы hopefulveterinarian)
*enters urban outfitters* [macklemore voice] yo that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt
(со страницы blameitonthelarry)
(2/??) funniest merlin moments
(со страницы paulinegrint)
well-written villains with tragic pasts (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with evil motives (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with no chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains (◕‿◕✿)
(со страницы blowingmk42)
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(со страницы blameitonthelarry)
