sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

200gb:

The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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vinebox:

When you see yo homie in public

hoodclifford