tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

4amthesecond-day:

I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?

gonnagetcaged:

"what can you do with an art history degree???"

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matthewjhelders:

"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

hoodclifford